Notes from the Isle of Wight
So I had a BLAST last weekend on the Isle of Wight. I decided that everyone should have the experience of going on holiday with a coach (that means bus) full of British line dancers. What a hoot! I learned a lot of slang, too. Like, they refer to Portsmouth as "Pompy." ("Did you get the ferry from Pompy?" Blank look from Chloe.)
I have to say that Saturday night was probably the most hilarious and humiliating night of my life. You might wonder, how can something be hilarious and humiliating at the same time? Well, the duo that performed that evening were quite 'interactive' with the audience. And they were really funny... except their jokes were all kind of dirty. And guess who got picked on for the whole night? Yeah... so it was laugh hysterically or die of embarrassment right there on the spot. I'm used to being noticible at line dance, being a generation or two younger than everyone else and all. And if not for that, hanging about with Ian is enough to get you noticed (OK, maybe more like goofing off with Ian on the dance floor). However, I'm not used to being the center of attention in quite that way, and when I could have lightened things up, I just froze (and turned red). I think it was good that I had the experience, uncomfortable as it was.
So Sunday night was some self-inflicted center of attention time, and I decided any inhibitions I had about it were wiped out after Saturday! I hate posting song lyrics but here is just the beginning of the song so you can get an idea of the "character" I played for 4 minutes and 6 seconds:
SUDS IN THE BUCKET (sung by Sara Evans)
She was in the backyard - they say it was a little past nine
When her prince pulled up - a white pickup truck
Her folks shoulda seen it comin' - it was only just a matter of time
Plenty old enough - and you can't stop love
She stuck a note on the screen door - "sorry but I got to go"
That was all she wrote - her mama's heart was broke
That was all she wrote - so the story goes
1st Chorus
Now her daddy's in the kitchen - starin' out the window
Scratchin' and a rackin' his brains
How could 18 years just up and walk away?
Our little pony-tailed girl grown up to be a woman
Now she's gone in the blink of an eye
She left the suds in the bucket
And the clothes hangin' out on the line
So I wore a costume of tatty capris, plaid shirt, bare feet, pigtails, and suds in my hair, and ran around causing havoc while people tried to line dance :) Climbing over chairs to sit on Ted's lap, stealing money out of Ian's wallet, putting on fresh lipstick to kiss Andy on the cheek, jumping into John's arms at the end. It was a lot of fun. I could do it because I was "performing" and because it was a character that was completely not me. But it was alot harder because I wasn't performing on a stage, and running around in character, among people I know, was definitely out of the comfort zone. So another stretching experience, though I must say it was a lot more fun- and cleaner- than Saturday night. I'll post a pic when I get one.
And- last thought- I come away feeling more and more thankful for Sarah and Ian, who always treat me as family. I praise You God, for sending me such good friends.

