20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Kimberly posted this on her blog, but I like it, so I'm going to steal it. And, I forwarded it to some people at work and Karen added a few more... for all you Americans who don't know this, Ofsted are the people who come and inspect all the schools (and coming to us in a couple weeks).

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity!

1. At Lunch Time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point your hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. Spill coffee on the table and sail a paper boat in it during meetings.
21. Bring a hand puppet to lessons (preferably an animal) during Ofsted and ask it to clarify difficult points.
22. During interviews, offer to arm wrestle the HR manager.
23. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
24. When confronted by a difficult problem, ask yourself 'How would the Lone Ranger handle this?'